2 Tickets to the Gun Show

I have always been very self conscious about my body, well at least after high school. In high school, I was extremely skinny. So skinny that I was frequently asked if I had anorexia. During college and after I graduated, my body drastically changed. The pounds started adding on (who knew you couldn't eat whatever the hell you felt like and not gain an ounce?!?). Make a long story short...I ain't the same skinny chic. These last few years, I have been worrying that my body has a manly look to it. I know I am over exaggerating, but I still feel like it when I compare my body to others. Then today...it happened at the gym. I had a guy tell me he was envious of my arms!!! WTF?!? So I ask...anyone want 2 tickets to the gun show, because apparently I have them!

x-small too big?!?

Can you imagine being an adult woman and having to wear an extra small size and having it STILL is too big?!? I will never have that problem, thankfully. Sure I would love to be a size or two smaller but never that small. I started thinking about this at a baseball game I went to. In the row in front of us I could see the tag from the woman's shirt who was sitting right in front of me...an XS. An XS shirt that was extra big for her. Just nasty! I saw this as I was eating my Nachos (I LOVE NACHOS) and I leaned over to my friend and whispered in his ear, "...and that's why I eat nachos, so I will never be drowing in a size XS shirt!" This happened a few months ago but have been thinking about it a lot lately. It's something I have been saying and I use it for all sorts of things. For example if I am eating something that is not the healthiest and I see someone doing something stpid or pathetic I will say to myself...and that's why I eat nachos.