GOOD GRIEF!

I was eating lunch in the food court where I work (food court is open to
the public) anda man approached me and I think he was trying to hit on
me. He was staringat out table for maybe 5-10 minutes then he walked
up to me and asked me to read his fortune from his cookie. He said he
was blind. I was already in a really bad mood so I wasn't in the mood
for some older ugly man to approach me and use a really stupid ass
pick-up line. Now if he was a hot guy, I would be singing a different tune
here...so I read his fortune cookie without looking at him and handed right
back and ignored him. What I wanted to say to him was that his fortune
cookie read, "F OFF!"

I know that sounds really nasty and mean, but this guy really pissed me
off. Why is it that I only get these really ugly, way too old for me men that approach me?!? Don't get me wrong, I DO NOT think I am some beauty queen (not even close), but COME ON!! My friend tried to comfort me and tell me that it was at least better than not being approached at all...I don't think so. I know I shouldn't be looking at it in thisway, but I find it very insulting that these men think I would be attracted
to them...what does that say about the way I look? I know it's not all about looks, but at first that's all you see. A few years ago I was taking a golf class and I was waiting in line to hit some balls at the driving range and I was making small talk with the guy behind me in line (about work I found out he was also a civil engineer). After a few words
out my mouth, he interrupts me and says, "I am already married." WTF? And the shitter, he was even uglier than the guy in the food court! I think about that every once
in a while and to this day it still gets my goat!

MY DOG IS INSANE!

This last weekend, I learned something new about my dog Bonsai.
He hates when you spin around in circles. My nephew and I held hands
and were spinning around in circles just playing around. Out of nowhere
Bonsai comes hauling ass at us and broke through our linked arms and
jumped on me and almost knocked me flat on my ass. I have added it to
the list of things I can't do in his presence...or have to restrain him
when others are doing these things:

1.) Swinging
2.) Piggy back rides
3.) Jump roping
4.) Swimming
5.) Tossing babies/kids in the air
6.) Horseplay of any kind
and now....
7.) Spinning

I am not sure what he is capable of doing when he catches you
doing any of the listed items above, but I do know he can go
ape-shit. He did nip at my friend's shirt when he was jump roping
and ripped a nice size whole in it and knocked my poor niece off
a swing once. What a freak.

California Dog

It's a beautiful winter Sunday morning in February but the sun is shining, it's nice and warm, and my dog is eating an orange...can it get any better?